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By webwench (Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 09:25:43 AM EST) (all tags)

YOUR SAVIOR HAS RETURNED

Bear witness!

_{Perhaps fittingly for Our HuSi Savior, his second action upon making his return appears to have been a vanity search.}

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ATTENTION BORG-STARVED INFIDELS | 18 comments (18 topical, 0 hidden) | Trackback

Holy crap! by hulver (4.00 / 2) #1 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 09:29:34 AM EST

Maybe he's had a new job and just hasn't had time to post.

A new job somewhere really close to home, like working for Rolls Royce.
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smart, pretty, sane. pick two - georgeha

: Could have been the kid by ks1178 (4.00 / 1) #2 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 09:32:25 AM EST

He and farmgirl had soon after he stopped posting.

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I have been monitoring your transmissions by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #3 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 09:35:12 AM EST

But I'm afraid that when it comes to being served a portion of borg, you're always going to be sloppy seconds next to my true love.

And aaaaaaah, the drama. One of several tastes that I've re-acquired this year. Catchup diary ahoy, old chums.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.

Welcome back, motherfucker. by yicky yacky (4.00 / 1) #4 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 09:38:37 AM EST

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17 days left ...
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I saw, and wept by webwench (4.00 / 1) #5 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 09:39:07 AM EST

You always were gay for tiammoniacal... you might like to know hes single again

^{Getting more attention than you since 1998.}
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Oh, for like ten seconds by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #13 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 10:47:19 AM EST

The good ones never stay on the market for long. Normally I'd segue that into a sleazy hit on you, but I'm feeling really creeky. I think going to have to ease myself back into it slowly, with a lot of help. Speaking of which, did your Anna Nicole ploy pay off?

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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nah by webwench (4.00 / 1) #15 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 11:25:21 AM EST

The best I could get was a solidly middle-class old guy. It was the forgoing of the boob implants and the >80 IQ that did it, I think.

^{Getting more attention than you since 1998.}
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I thought your geezer was Yerpian? by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #16 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 11:32:15 AM EST

I hear that in Belgium, they've switched their power stations from coal to dollars, so if he still have any unconverted assets, surely it'd be worth looking into the culinary possibilities of ethylene glycol.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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: the yerpian by webwench (2.00 / 0) #18 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 11:37:58 AM EST

is so 18 months ago

^{Getting more attention than you since 1998.}
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Our re-enaction of the reaction to this news. by hulver (4.00 / 7) #6 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 09:48:39 AM EST

\O/ - Fuck me it's the Borg!

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: Holy resurrected K5 memes! by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 10:41:29 AM EST

Any more of that and I'll have to drag up the whole Collaborative Media Foundation thing.
Hmm, I possibly shouldn't have uncloaked on a ZOMG DEDLINAZ day. Ah well, bros before project hos.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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Borg! by DullTrev (4.00 / 1) #7 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 09:58:36 AM EST

I suddenly feel the need to drink Irn-Bru!

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DFJ?
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I never had a chance. by muchagecko (4.00 / 2) #11 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 10:36:08 AM EST

NEVER!

"It means more if you have to earn it, even if it's by doing something as simple as eating a meal." Kellnerin
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: Eh, I swing both ways by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #17 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 11:35:49 AM EST

Just one the many advantages of a kilt.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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And lo by joh3n (4.00 / 2) #8 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 10:12:20 AM EST

On the 6th day, the skies turned black as pitch. And a great bellowing came from the sky. And the Lord said "IT IS DONE". And it was done. And the Earth did split open. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth amongst man and woman, for they gazed upon the form of their destruction. And it was Rogerborg. And it was good.

--Hulverations 8:13

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I just ate about 7 pounds of meat
-theantix

Eh, who cares? by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #9 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 10:30:33 AM EST

Some of us have been stalking him on /.

Earth First!
_{(We can strip mine the rest later.)}

Talk about fishing a dry hole by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #10 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 10:35:10 AM EST

That place is input-only, surely?

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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: Well, yeah. by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #14 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 10:50:12 AM EST

I don't comment much there anymore.

Earth First!
_{(We can strip mine the rest later.)}
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